we need to talk about that house loan
It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.
I also need that guy’s eye.
do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general
BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.It’s in words
LET’S PLAY A GAME
send me a question: i can only answer in song lyrics
FUCKNIG YES DO THIS PLEasE
YES YES PLEASE JUST Y E S
hit me with your best shot
I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.
lily’s mother talking to her in the hospital the day after harry’s born like “have you been getting enough rest”
“I tried but it’s hard with all the crying”
“that’s normal for newborns”
“no harry slept like a rock I meant james”
instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture
if I’d been stuck in hell for the last 5 years I’d be pretty mad too.
(notice it’s an Impala)